You're a post-modern Upton Sinclair.
Gotta show off that thong underwear,
That you bought with a friend on a dare.
Bright green martinis,
Tight leather minis,
Is this fucking Sex and the City?
So, master the stair,
And build your pecs.
Or, drop all your dime
On special effects.
Because women do better
On the spot market for sex.
Women do better on the spot market for sex.
So, be sure you're a long-term investor.
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